“Okay now in this next scene, Marnie and Shoshanna will rub their vaginas against each other. Kinda like this, watch my hands…”
If you are what you eat, she needs to stop eating huge tubs of cottage cheese.
And gravy served up in 55 gallon drums.
Not even Ahab will be wanting that great white whale.
‘Get back boys – one at a time’
Lena has never said that and will never have any reason to.
Ho, wow, she inflated two sizes in 24 hours!
Someone has jerked off to her. Somewhere, someone, somehow. If it exists, somebody has jerked off to it.
She’s my #1 challenge wank…
Not to mention rule 34.
Please god no.
The first rule about rubbing one out to Lena Dunham is: you do not tell anyone about rubbing one out to Lena Dunham. Second rule of rubbing one out to Lena Denham — forget about the rules, motherfucker, why the hell are you jackin’ it to Lena Dunham?
That being said, this is actually an interesting read, albeit not really typical Sup reader material.
Actually, around where I live, Georgia USA, women her size are average, not considered fat at all. My own standards are stricter.
Southeastern Washington State teems with cows like this one. If you go to the mall on a Saturday morning none of the women there weigh less than 160 lbs. BMIs range in the three digits. (Shudder!)
No wonder they legalized dope!
I have a sudden craving for cottage cheese.
Not me. Quite the opposite, in fact.
what the hell, ill say it . I still would.
It may not be the sexiest story you could tell, but how many people could say that they fucked Lena Dunham? Your buddies would give you shit for a bit, then someone would go, “So…. um. So, how was it?” Then you can have a story to tell and also be known as the guy that fucked Lena Dunham.
Anything for a story.
We would know if anyone fucked her, her flab would be undulating for days.
Invisible steroid-using frost giant HJs.
Just think… Jack Antonoff gets to plow this on the regular. I never realized “I Wanna Get Better” is a cry for help. Or maybe he just needs stronger glasses.
her legs look like someone stuffed a pair of tights with mcnuggets. which I guess is kind of what happened.
“Now girls (no pun intended) when you first start giving oral sex you want to limit yourself to penises of about this diameter. As you get more experience you can move up to adolescent size, then adult. Recess is over. Get back to class.”
“This is how many apple fritters I want. No, no — the 3 fingers, not the zero fingers. Christ, must I spell everything out for you?”
We have children going to bed hungry, and this bitch has thighs that would feed a country! Cannibalism ain’t illegal in America; I’m just saying.
How the fuck do you let your body fall apart like this so early in life? She’s not even 30 years old yet. Gross.
Hell hath frozen over. DZ is not enticed.
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