Philippines Youtube sensation (HAHA! Holy Christ, this fucking world is ridiculous, isn't it?) Ashley Rivera aka Petra Mahalimuyak in Vegas. (August 5, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
I’m more familiar with the Philippines Porntube sensations.
“YouTube sensation” is an oxymoron, if there ever was one.
You’re probably right. That’s where that asshole Bieber came from.
I’m confused. She’s got 4 names and none of them sounds Filipina.
Shouldn’t she be in some hotel suite, turning down a bed?
Would the fucking world be just as ridiculous if she were from somewhere different? Also, a lot of “Filipina” last names are Spanish because of the occupation there. Just because it’s not Baluyot or something doesn’t discount it. Although you might find more to the surname portion of her stage name if you do some research.
Personally I don’t care if her name is Filipina or Fillitwithunleaded. She’s a pretty little sprite and needs to experience me while I’m in my prime…*cough*cough*cough*snort*cough*cough*hock-tooey* Now where’s my pudding?
I think she’s really cute and I would bone her in a heartbeat. But I’d really prefer to know who the hell she is first.
In heels she’s 5’5, out of heels she needs to be chauffeured around in a child’s seat.
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