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  1. I’ve never had the urge to punch a baby in the face until now.

  2. The exact moment he realizes what family he was born into…

  3. For less than a dollar a day, you can help keep this baby from transforming into a Wookie.

  4. I think he’s from south of the Mason Disick line.

  5. JC

    Staring into his eyes, you can almost see his little toddler soul die….

  6. The first time he looked directly at Auntie Kim’s ass.

  7. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    What’s with the extra “is” in his name?

  8. Venom

    Clearly mouthing “Help Me”.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I’ve peed on them all !

  10. “nope. can still taste it.”

  11. Not pictured: Kris Jenner insisting to Kourtney that Mason isn’t too young to “leak” a sex tape.

  12. Liz

    Wow, even as babies the Kardashians are dead behind the eyes.

  13. swearin

    Soon to be on milk cartons throughout LA and Miami.

  14. Julia

    “Help me,” Mason mouthed to the paparazzo as his mother turned her back.

    “Sorry, little guy,” the paparazzo said, “I’ve already bought the rights to photograph your first downward spiral, second exit from rehab, and through-the-window pictures of your first time. And those are just the ones for the next ten years!”

  15. tito

    cold sore on his nose = he’s a kardashian.

  16. DogBoy

    “H E L P M E …”

  17. How young is too young for a mullet?

  18. tlmck

    Learned that open mouth expression watching auntie Kim.

  19. GuyLeDouche

    “REDRUM…”

  20. Is that kid growing out of her ass?

  21. Rough the closer

    The Bangles +babysitting = Recipe for disaster

  22. Ksurfiws

    It’s weird to think that this little kid will live his life in the public eye, drive the coolest cars, bang the hottest women, battle alcohol / drug addictions and various self-esteem issues all because his aunt sucked a big black dick on camera.

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