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  1. Is he turning into Rosie O’Donnel?

  2. Mommy, this cotton candy tastes like Donald Trump.

  3. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Flock of Seagulls:
    Crash edition.

  4. Coco

    He looks like very tan peacock.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Ladies, can you imagine foreplay with this man?

    • Liz

      No, I can’t, because that can only happen after the rohypnol has taken effect.

      • browny

        Dessicated coconut. This man’s looks offend me. He needs to be kept indoors, preferably in an airtight cupboard. Please, please, please STOP with the old man pics, ‘fish.

      • peanut eminem

        @browny so true…why why why pics of this crusty old bs artist

  6. Sam Donaldson looks like shit today.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That there’s a cirrus cloud. Your friend’s going to need an umbrella.

  8. rican

    At least he has the decency to dye his eyebrows the same color.

  9. p4nTsm4n

    No amount of rich can fix being an ugly humanbeing…..

  10. JPC

    “Hey, remember that time when I pretended to run for President to milk your channel’s braindead viewers for all the money I could? Good times”

    • peanut eminem

      you mean “run for President *for the third time*…”

      And they still ran with it! Anything for ratings. Any fucking thing.

  11. I want to go poo on him, then have sex with Sophie Monk.

  12. me

    Warning: Do not apply hair color directly onto skin. Splash water immediately onto infected area.

    must have missed that part.

  13. Rough compromises belief

    That’s right Donald Fox just labeled you as a friend. Let’s just think about that for a moment shall we?

  14. He has that ‘just sharted in 900 dollar undies’ look on his face.

  15. It’s amazing what you can do with one really long hair and a can of hairspray.

  16. Ismoss

    ” fear leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to suffering”

  17. zomgbie

    donald trump on nitrous oxide.

  18. Ease up on the bronzer, bro.

  19. Liz

    I just realized that Donald Trump is so rich because he figured out how to make a mullet ALL business.

  20. Venom

    Orange you glad to see me.

  21. chikaty

    just proof that men can’t pull off the duck lips look either

  22. Depends

    *cues up ‘Green Onion’ by Booker T & The M.G.s*

  23. Audieme

    This man never ages!?

  24. Shorty80

    Good enough, Mr. Mortician, you can close the casket now.

  25. “Whoever took my “tippy cup” better give it back or I’ll tell my mommy.”

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