superficial

  1. “It’s called “Hymen-bursting” It keeps me in practice.”

  2. “What’s up George?”
    “I’m not sure. I have a sense that a hot woman just became single.”

  3. catapostrophe

    On the radio: Cruisin’.

  4. “What smells like shit?”

    “That’s Venice, Mr Clooney”

  5. crb

    It’s like the motherf**kin’ PT109 of cocksmen.

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

  6. Yo Monica Bellucci, how about we make this a buon giorno…

  7. Vanessa

    is that Hugh Hefner, no- Martin Sheen? Damn he’s gotten old.

  8. No. Someone put him in a suit, quickly.

  9. Daemon8666

    Someone just spotted the next potential-maybe-soon-to-be-ex-Mrs.-Clooney!

  10. Schweddy Snatch

    What the hell happened to his muscle tone? He’s got old man arms like Jonah Hill!!!

  11. The Dude

    “Pull over for a second, she’s kinda hot…”

  12. Every day of this fucker’s life.

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