“It’s called “Hymen-bursting” It keeps me in practice.”
“What’s up George?”
“I’m not sure. I have a sense that a hot woman just became single.”
On the radio: Cruisin’.
“What smells like shit?”
“That’s Venice, Mr Clooney”
It’s like the motherf**kin’ PT109 of cocksmen.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Yo Monica Bellucci, how about we make this a buon giorno…
is that Hugh Hefner, no- Martin Sheen? Damn he’s gotten old.
No. Someone put him in a suit, quickly.
Someone just spotted the next potential-maybe-soon-to-be-ex-Mrs.-Clooney!
What the hell happened to his muscle tone? He’s got old man arms like Jonah Hill!!!
Since when did guys as rich as he is need muscle tone?
“Pull over for a second, she’s kinda hot…”
Every day of this fucker’s life.
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George Clooney in Venice, Italy. (August 26, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN