Hugh Hefner's wife Crystal with this young, handsome, muscular man who she's definitely not banging at all in Beverly Hills. (August 26, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Prostitution Plan #47: she pours syrup all over Hugh’s disgusting nether regions, let’s the dog go to town, and slips out with this guy.
That’s a cavalier king charles, bred to be a sedentary companion animal. I don’t know what breed the dog is.
There we go. Hot dog, we have a wiener!
Knew it was all a publicity stunt.
ankles becoming cankles in…3…2..1
Yes it’s good that he’s fortifying himself with lots of sugary fluids….needs all his strength to compete with the dog.
I think it’s sweet the way she carries Hugh everywhere…
I don’t think Hef really gives a shit. He’s got two blue pills a week – if Crystal isn’t around he’ll go around the corner to the PMW bunny house. They are legally obligated to get down with the Crypt Keeper (and/or his sons) if they want a shot at PMOY.
The smart ones just start banging rock stars and pro athletes. Even Tim Couch and Jeff Garcia can get ass from a hot playmate on the regular. Playmates are picky, just not very bright it seems.
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