Selena Gomez at the premiere of 'Getaway' in Los Angeles. (August 26, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
For a second there I thought Miley somehow became more attractive overnight.
Sticking of tongue is the new waving of hand, i guess.
Thank god i’m old and therefore not obliged to keep track of the newfangled fuckery.
“Oh hey Ryan Gos.ahhhhhhhhhhh.”
Deacon J. called it right, cue the slut cock tongue.
It’s funny how quickly making a stupid face with tongue hanging out became “Miley’s thing”. Congratulations Miley, you’ve branded what my grandfather invented 30 years ago after his stroke.
You’re a less cute version of this:
Sure the tongue thing isn’t exactly something novel, but she is the originator of turning slutty, cutting your hair short with parts of it shaved, and pretending to be bisexual. Nobody has ever taken that well trodden path towards originality before. Go Miley!
Hands down. Selena does it better than Miley.
But could she do it 50 times in a row during one truncated medley while simulatenously ending twerking as a hip-hop trend AND stripping a co-performer of whatever ‘cool factor’ he had spent years carefully manufacturing? ‘Cause that’s where the bar is now.
This is EXACTLY what I would expect a girl who dated Justin Beiber would look like!
I’m seriously considering changing my gamertag to Skeeter McTwerkins
I can think of ways to put that tongue to good use.
Yeah, yeah…everyone got on Disney that way, honey. Stop thinking you’re special.
haha. miley started a trend
I remember when The Dukes of Hazzard was the highest rated show on tv. Lets make sure we don’t confuse talent and success.
I know I’m not the only one that had a ten-second fantasy about taking care of a vegetative Selena Gomez just now.
I’m sorry, Pope, did you just say something? My, uh, my mind wandered there for a second.
Ha Ha, I officially love this woman.
I hear that. She just got a little more awesome.
“No, I’ve never gone down on another woman. Look—do you see any throat cancer?”
Masturbate with a foam hand or GTFO
I always knew she’d turn drug kingpin who needs a bell to communicate.
Ironically, this is the most adult she’s ever looked.
Behold, the New “planking”…
“Seriously, when Justin cums, it’s like…”
Yep. She’s still 12.
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