1. Cock Dr

    Seems to be possibly stuck in “Elephant Man” mode.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m going to assume one of “The Words” is withdrawal and one of them is not shower.

  3. Inner Retard

    This is my Dane Cook impression. I still have to work on not being funny though.

  4. it had to be said

    Angel Dust is a hell of a drug.

  5. Prof.Widow

    Since I thought this was Dane Cook, I will say what I wanted to say… Shit-dick.

  6. We get it, Bradley. You’re the Elephant Man. Now move on.

  7. General Zod

    Do we have anyone deep in the closet here?

    Right here!

  8. “Hey Jimmy!”
    (get’s attention of publicist)
    “GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM TRAVOLTA!”

  9. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

  10. Vlad

    Hallucinations are a bitch

  11. Blech

    I’ve seen that jacket before. What’s the deal with it?

  12. “Brad! How many hookers have you killed?”

  13. Slappy

    “I need more coke!”

  14. wilson

    And then he saw her. It was Renee, she’d come back to him. The love of his life was there – and then he remembered how batshit crazy she was. His mind raced – try not to look scared, wave casually and surpress the scream. But it was too late, the spell of the scrunch face had him in its grip.

  15. Bumbumbum

    Man, the Kardashian’s really would do anything for an invite.

  16. Bottom, left of photo; Zach Galifianakis tossing his salad.

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