Seems to be possibly stuck in “Elephant Man” mode.
Exactly what I was thinking. :D
I’m going to assume one of “The Words” is withdrawal and one of them is not shower.
This is my Dane Cook impression. I still have to work on not being funny though.
I actually thought this WAS Dane Cook in the thumbnail.
Angel Dust is a hell of a drug.
Since I thought this was Dane Cook, I will say what I wanted to say… Shit-dick.
We get it, Bradley. You’re the Elephant Man. Now move on.
Do we have anyone deep in the closet here?
(get’s attention of publicist)
“GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM TRAVOLTA!”
Hallucinations are a bitch
I’ve seen that jacket before. What’s the deal with it?
“Brad! How many hookers have you killed?”
“I need more coke!”
And then he saw her. It was Renee, she’d come back to him. The love of his life was there – and then he remembered how batshit crazy she was. His mind raced – try not to look scared, wave casually and surpress the scream. But it was too late, the spell of the scrunch face had him in its grip.
Man, the Kardashian’s really would do anything for an invite.
Bottom, left of photo; Zach Galifianakis tossing his salad.
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