The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.28.12

Jordin Sparks performs during the opening night of The U.S. Open in New York City. (August 27, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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20 Comments
  1. Cookie

    Hot bod!

    Aug 28, 2012 at 3:56 pm /  Reply /74
  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Is she still pretending to be a virgin? Hell, I’m not even a virgin anymore when it comes to looking at this pic.

    Aug 28, 2012 at 3:56 pm /  Reply /30
  3. sparkymcgee

    More like Jordan Spanx

    Aug 28, 2012 at 3:57 pm /  Reply /160
  4. Perplexity

    She can clench all she wants, but “I gotta pee” body language is hard to miss.

    Aug 28, 2012 at 4:06 pm /  Reply /30
  5. Flynbyu

    I kind of like her ass…*wait, Googling her age*…..more now that she’s 22.

    Aug 28, 2012 at 4:29 pm /  Reply /12
  6. Animal

    That’s awesome.

    Aug 28, 2012 at 5:19 pm /  Reply /20
  7. jones

    clearly her best angle

    Aug 28, 2012 at 5:28 pm /  Reply /20
  8. Urvag

    Don’t light a match near those sparks.

    Aug 28, 2012 at 6:53 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Prof.Widow

    That thing looks fake when you consider the saddle bags. I’m calling shenanigans.

    Aug 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm /  Reply /03
  10. Don Zaloog

    Nice ass. Would bone.

    Aug 28, 2012 at 7:55 pm /  Reply /10
  11. grz

    Those ankles look like they’re about to snap!

    Aug 28, 2012 at 9:30 pm /  Reply /02
  12. tlmck

    The could make dent proof cars out of that bandage dress material.

    Aug 28, 2012 at 9:40 pm /  Reply /00
  13. dcolt

    Is it Thanksgiving yet? I suddenly have a craving for ham…

    Aug 28, 2012 at 9:56 pm /  Reply /10
  14. lily

    She looks awesome!!! What a transformation. Great job, Jordin!

    Aug 28, 2012 at 10:28 pm /  Reply /80
  15. ChickenHawk

    “Red beans and rice didn’t miss her…”

    Aug 29, 2012 at 12:46 am /  Reply /20
  16. Melvin

    I would eat her ass and then fuck it really hard.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 2:57 pm /  Reply /21
  17. Mancuso

    Gentlemen, a true Bard walks among us.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 10:21 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Mancuso

    I won’t deny I just zoomed the shit outta this, but you can’t make me say it eith-damnit!

    Aug 29, 2012 at 10:23 pm /  Reply /00
  19. vitobonespur

    *applause*applause* “AUTHOR! AUTHOR! *applause*applause*

    Aug 30, 2012 at 4:41 pm /  Reply /00

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