Males sent out our 2 best prospects in an effort to get Amber to switch teams.
There’s no switching to be done. She’s on both teams.
If that’s our “2 best prospects”, then it’s competely understandable is she remains a lesbian.
Wow, comment of the decade!!!
Photobomb: Jonah Hill
Funny that it looks like Amber Heard is asking “what?”
That ass looks so tight it could break a dick off. Sadly, we’ll never know for sure.
You’re saying you’ll gladly get your dick broken off? I mean, that’s how I’m reading that.
No, I would just like to be the first to test that theory.
To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Make sure to keep the Captain’s log updated.
She’s pretty gorgeous but she needs a stylist
I fucking hate when people carry around little dogs like that. WTF? The dog doesn’t want to be dragged around for your bullshit.
Amber’s hotness can quell my rage though.
“Haha, everyone on Facebook thinks she’ll turn you down worse than she’ll turn me down.”
“No way dude, let me see that!”
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