Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas at the opening night of The U.S. Open in New York City. (August 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Did an animal crawl up and die on top of Baldwin’s head?
It’s his pathetic attempt to look younger. He’s almost 30 years older than his wife and looks every year of it. Dyeing his hair and practicing yoga can only do so much.
At least its a nice dye job!
That’s not Dan Quail?
What Alex is texting : “Dear Daughter, Your mother is viewing some hilarious images on some a phone of some fellow tennis enthusiasts. Can i ask her what it is they are laughing at, or do women your age find that to be overbearing?”
“Dear Dad, Stop calling her my mother. She’s 12 years older than me.”
Does he ever just interact with his surroundings, or is life now just Words with Friends all day, every day?
Everyone is very excited to be at the US open…Alec is just getting frustrated by the Angry Birds
Must not look at young girls with the wife here. I might start yelling and degrading them and that won’t look good…
The girls admire the pic of the US Rower’s boner whilst Alec dreams of stomping paparazzi. Everybody wins.
His friends keep sending him joke texts calling him back into the CIA.
So why get a photo with his wife? She’s not made a sex tape to make her famous or anything.
Because if you try to get a photo with him, he might punch you in the face.
Thank God! A place I can FINALLY play “Words With Friends” in peace!
“Girls, yoga training is priceless.A few more weeks of pacticing this ‘Stretchy Chinchilla’, and I won’t even have to be in the same room with him when we have sex.”
shrimp alkaline phosphatase?
Close… He married a fame whore gold digger half his age.. Douchebag that he is.. Looks good on him
Is anyone even watching the match?
Even Grandma has her goddam phone out.
“Hey Stephen, guess what? Fourway 2nite. Neener-neener, fuck yo God.”
Your career is over when your nobody wife attracts more attention than you do.
Why won’t this fucking wheat grow!?!?!?1
Thanks for paying those 2 girls to ask Hilaria if they could take a photo whit her, I’ll wire you the money later.
PS: That’s a lovely blue dress BTW
PSS:I’ll just stare at my phone until you reply.
No, like hilarious. As in, the nature of their hook-up: Gold-digger meets trophy-wife hunter. A match made in narcissism.
I’ve been through this before: it’s not good when your date looks for fun elsewhere.
Um, I was the one who wound up talking to a douche who tried to ditch his date. He said “be right back”. He was walking just a few steps over to his date to end it. His back was turned….
I made a run for it.
“Dear God! The interweb tweeters are right! I did marry a real life Liz Lemon!”
She is living the previously not famous gold digger wet dream, and milking it for all its worth.
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