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  1. Cock Dr

    Did an animal crawl up and die on top of Baldwin’s head?

  2. rantatonne

    What Alex is texting : “Dear Daughter, Your mother is viewing some hilarious images on some a phone of some fellow tennis enthusiasts. Can i ask her what it is they are laughing at, or do women your age find that to be overbearing?”

  3. JC

    Does he ever just interact with his surroundings, or is life now just Words with Friends all day, every day?

  4. Everyone is very excited to be at the US open…Alec is just getting frustrated by the Angry Birds

  5. Inner Retard

    Must not look at young girls with the wife here. I might start yelling and degrading them and that won’t look good…

  6. Perplexity

    The girls admire the pic of the US Rower’s boner whilst Alec dreams of stomping paparazzi. Everybody wins.

  7. EricLr

    His friends keep sending him joke texts calling him back into the CIA.

  8. So why get a photo with his wife? She’s not made a sex tape to make her famous or anything.

  9. Thank God! A place I can FINALLY play “Words With Friends” in peace!

  10. “Girls, yoga training is priceless.A few more weeks of pacticing this ‘Stretchy Chinchilla’, and I won’t even have to be in the same room with him when we have sex.”

  11. Bigalkie

    SAP

  12. Buddy The Elf

    Is anyone even watching the match?
    Even Grandma has her goddam phone out.

  13. Swearin

    “Hey Stephen, guess what? Fourway 2nite. Neener-neener, fuck yo God.”

  14. tlmck

    Your career is over when your nobody wife attracts more attention than you do.

  15. Why won’t this fucking wheat grow!?!?!?1

  16. From Alec:
    Thanks for paying those 2 girls to ask Hilaria if they could take a photo whit her, I’ll wire you the money later.
    PS: That’s a lovely blue dress BTW
    PSS:I’ll just stare at my phone until you reply.

  17. lpdub

    Hilaria….Like Malaria?

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

      No, like hilarious. As in, the nature of their hook-up: Gold-digger meets trophy-wife hunter. A match made in narcissism.

  18. Blech

    I’ve been through this before: it’s not good when your date looks for fun elsewhere.

    Um, I was the one who wound up talking to a douche who tried to ditch his date. He said “be right back”. He was walking just a few steps over to his date to end it. His back was turned….

    I made a run for it.

    Dick.

  19. FattyMcGee

    “Dear God! The interweb tweeters are right! I did marry a real life Liz Lemon!”

  20. She is living the previously not famous gold digger wet dream, and milking it for all its worth.

  21. Slappy

    No one can tell, just for men gel

  22. HollywoodOutsider

    That’s a hell of a fart she’s trying to emancipate.

  23. HollywoodOutsider

    86% of the people in this stupid picture are on smartphones.

  24. Alpha Female

    He’s clearly PRETENDING to be using his phone.

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