The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.28.12
Kim Kardashian posted this picture to Twitter. (August 27, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.28.12
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Nice udders.
Apparently the focus ring on her camera goes all the way from Super-Sharp to Just-Use-Your-Imagination.
You can tell she’s refined now… She’s moved up from golden showers to pearl necklaces…
Now that’s funny I don’t; care who you are
Of course she did. It wouldn’t be a day ending in “Y” if Kim wasn’t begging for attention with her only talents hanging out.
Is she a spokesperson for GlamourShots® at the mall now?
Nothing glamorous about getting pissed on by a black dude.
Speak for yourself
So you’re saying it’s glamorous when a white dude pisses on a woman.
If a white dude pisses on a woman it’s sleazy fetish porn. Unless you film it in black and white, then it’s High Art that people will fight over who can praise it higher.
We miss you Mapplethorpe!
GlamourShots! Ha ha ha ha ha ha…
More Blur please.
She should just do porn and get it over with.
Oh…yeah…right.
Needs more Vaseline on that lens.
MOO
i thought of that Simpsons episode where homer has the boudoir pictures and the photographer kept slathering vaseline on the lens.
oh and BOOBS!!!
Is that show still on the air or was that from 15-20 years ago?
Kim Kardashian on the set of the upcoming video “Kanye West Bound”
I want to make a pearl necklace joke, but I like her tits.
There is a word for when a selfish cunt tries to look sensual: Irritating!
HAHAHAHAhahahahahaaa! She’s joking, right?
Like I said…
I was censored.
Pictures makes her look fuzzy. Well, I guess that’s norm for the Kardashians.
I wouldn’t piss on this bitch if she was on fire.
MOOOOOOOO!
gorgeous…
“Mo-om, everyone can see the blurry lines where you Photoshop me!”
“Don’t worry, I can fix that.”
Is she getting ready for her pee pee shower?
Mmmoooooooooooooooooôôôôôööoooooooooö
You can always tell a Barbizon modeling school graduate when you see one!
you can tell her ‘limelight’ is getting dimmer by the sheer desperation of her daily photo tweets.
soft porn from the 80′s?
The more pixelated this woman is, the more attractive I find her.
Looks like another fuzzy picture of Bigfoot to me.
I’m guessing that Kim hired the 80-year old woman who restored the Ecce Homo fresco to do all her Photoshop work.
(Reference material for the joke: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/24/world/europe/botched-restoration-of-ecce-homo-fresco-shocks-spain.html)
pathetic cow
wow she is looking totes classy here…. MOOOO
Riiiiiiiiight beforeshegotpissedon.
Udders full to bursting … MOOOoooOOOOO.
Kim Whoredashian in full display
“CUT! CUT!!!! Kim, no one is going to watch your video if they can’t see him pissing on you! Now again, from the top.” Kris Jenner, momager of the year.
Right after she sent it to Kanye…
Do the blacks like giving her pearl necklaces?
Just wondering…………
Is that a racist question?
Lindsay Lohan was photographed wearing these pearls the next week and blamed the theft on Kanye. When asked for comment, Mr. West replied, “I peed on Kim, that makes her mine, and what’s mine is Lindsay’s. Lindsay, love Lindsay, love her. I LOVE HER!!!”
What sort of mind set does it take for Kim to think that she is so loved by her fans that posting “sexy” pictures every fucking day gets them all frothing at the mouth? One bowl of narcissism, coming right up!
She sure is deeply embarrassed by the Playboy shoot like she claims. How noble to keep reminding herself by posting outtakes all the time so people don’t forget exactly how much regret she has.
Classy and very sexy