1. “Mmmmmm…. gelato…… and crack.”

  2. Oh, you think crackness is your ally. But you merely adopted the crack; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already mayor, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

  3. Hmm

    “Shit that was some good crack, that really hit the spot.”

  4. JimBB


  5. he looks like a photographic negative of a normal person who is morbidly obese with a crack addiction.

  6. yourmom

    “I have no idea what’s going on right now…”

  7. I’m guessing 210/120. Closest blood pressure wins a prize!

  8. He just got the punchline to a joke he heard in the 3rd grade.

  9. RocketInMyPocket

    “HA HA HA… I am SO fucking high”

  10. “And in just a few month these crackheads will vote me mayor of Toronto again.”

  11. …he’s remembering that time he peed himself, as he pees himself.

  12. That cement wall looks to me like part of a riverwalk. Must lead to the van.

  13. Vlad

    He just had an orgasm after the news that Burger King is buying Tim Hortons and moving their headquarters to his city.

  14. Spleen

    He likes the vibrating butt plug quite a bit.

  15. Mike Anger

    I’m so glad Sonny Bono isn’t alive to see this.

  16. I’d still vote for him over my city’s current mayor.

  17. Anita Berber's Addictions

    I keep thinking he’s Rush Limbaugh’s brother.

  18. Miss.UnderstoodRedhead

    I remember that time. And then I just laugh and laugh.

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