“Jesus…. ‘Love” is zero in tennis. Federer is not going to kiss anyone!”
They must have put up one of Hilaria’s instagram pictures on the Jumbotron.
He just realized he accidentally took his wife to the US Open…which meant Zooey Deschanel was still at the hotel, and probably very angry.
So sick of everyone mistaking me for her grandfather.
Old man trying to deal with his famewhore daughter and even worse famewhore young wife. I kind of feel for him sometimes.
Shouldn’t at least one of her legs be over the railing?
“You let Ireland be a lesbian, why can’t I do it?”
He just saw the picture before this one, of Kim’s ass.
‘How many times must I tell you? It’s not homophobic if it’s a paparazzi.”
He just discovered all of her instagram pics.
Yeah, I’d look like that if I had to deal with her, too.
Hey isn’t she the one who usually does the stupid Yoga pose?
“Alec, who’s Linda Ronstadt?”
“Alec, the spiritual energy in the crowd seems low. Should I raise their chi with my yoga poses?”
I know that look. You listen to some of the stupid crap an attractive person says before you have a sexual relationship thinking “It’s not that bad”.After the honeymoon period is over, reality hits you and you realize it’s all stupid shit.
If this was in a movie theater, I would be the black guy yelling “RUN MUTHAFUCKA RUN!”
“If thy eye offends thee, then pluck it out.”
His face after the last pic of Kardashian’s ass.
“Alec, is the moon really made of cheese? And how could a cow jump over it? They’re not even very good jumpers. And if it is cheese why don’t we use it too feed all the hungry people? And…”
(sigh) “I miss that McEnroe”
Alec: “For the love of God, I am not instragramming a photo of you doing your yoga shit here.”
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