“So rubbing up against men in a sparkly speedo for a living and doing Dancing With The Stars didn’t make them think that I’m straight, but there’s no way this fabulous scarf won’t convince them.”
“I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty that I hardly can believe I’m real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?”
Nothing says ‘sexy’ like the thumbs in the pockets! Yessirree!! Now I didn’t say if it was straight sexy or gay sexy now did I?
Looks like Patrick Swayze’s ghost is inhabiting Chaz Bono.
Actually looking Swayze is a term.
Hospital bracelet AND the scarf of desperation? How much sympathy does one guy need?
jon bonjovi apparenty parties with gadaffi’s less nice son.
Somewhere, a stylist is laughing his *ass* off that he got away with this.
When you divide Douchebag by zero.
“So rubbing up against men in a sparkly speedo for a living and doing Dancing With The Stars didn’t make them think that I’m straight, but there’s no way this fabulous scarf won’t convince them.”
I can’t wait for the next Hollywood pointless trend – mittens.
“I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty that I hardly can believe I’m real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?”
I will fight him for the Championship Belt………anyday, anywhere, anytime!
Who?