superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Gay accountant on NYC vacation?

  2. Nothing says gay NY icon like a light blue holocaust t-shirt…

  3. When did Burt Reynolds start wearing glasses? Oh, wait, never mind, I just read the caption. I thought it was Burt, what with the ample chest thicket and radiating heterosexuality.

    • DeucePickle

      I commend you for thinking to yourself, “who is the complete opposite of super gay, the most manliest man in all of history”? And you came up with, Burt Reynolds. Because you are correct.

  4. RHawk

    Ok, enough with the Sam Ronson photos. We know she used to fuck Lilo. Who cares?

  5. Buddy the Elf

    Buy a fucking mirror.

  6. In that outfit Alan is the only one Cumming.

  7. “Mock me all you want, but it doubles my chances on a Saturday night.”

  8. KC

    That barbed wire was unsuccessful in keeping his chest hair from escaping.

  9. A pirate’s dream.

  10. vlad

    Good to see Neil Tennant is still making music with the Pet Shop Boys…oh wait, this is that Floop/Loki/Nightcrawler “guy”

  11. Thought Marcel Marceau was dead.

  12. Snookie's Pickle

    No, you’ll never be Ryan Gosling.

  13. Chest hair Brazilian’s are so last season.

  14. m

    I just adore Cumming :p

  15. edamame

    This outfit is gay, even for his circle of friends.

  16. Squishy

    Washing my eyes out after seeing Alan Cummings chest!! ~yuch~

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