Is this the episode where he’s fired from the police force and becomes a door man on 58th Street?

Lookin’ good. Now how about throwing on a pair of those old corduroy nutter-shorts for old times sake, Magnum.

No one suspected that the dude with the glorious mustache was the one who farted…

Not bad for…what is he now? 89?

I would pay to see Tom Selleck’s mustache fight Chuck Norris’ beard. Make it happen Tinseltown.

The Monopoly Man’s dastardly evil twin.

when did tom selleck get a gay pirate’s mustache? before or after the rosie o’donnell interview?

Makes me wonder what Simon & Simon look like right now.

“I told them that shooting will not begin until my moustache gets its own suit.”

Oh shit! It’s Mr. Creosote!

So it’s official. He’s gone to complete shit at last.

STUD! Thomas Magnum!

Liposuction Howard Taft?

Selleck does not look pleased. Must be Depardieu pissing in the alley.

It’s okay, Magnum. My mom will always think you’re cool.

mmmm Magnum PI

Brimley, P.I. – at your service.

~sigh~ Handsome as always!!

Even though hes light years older than me I would have done him…but now he’s offering me the Community Chest…and I just don’t roll like that :(