1. Cock Dr

    *throws flag*
    Bodice not fitted correctly. Terrible.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Based on her meeting the criteria of red hair and boobs, I would hit that.

  3. Approaching maximum density…she’s not gonna hold cap’n!

  4. CallieDee

    Christina Hendricks’ skinny sister.

  5. I get the feeling that she wants us to look at her boobs.

  6. Freddo

    Inna gadda da vida baby…

  7. TomFrank

    I hope she scores a goal, ’cause then she’ll tear her top off.

    I have the right person…right?

  8. KC

    Where’s Mulder?

  9. Metey

    We’re gonna need a bigger bustier…

  10. tightsqueeze

    Looks painful.

  11. wtf

    i can’t tell if the dress’ poor fit or the heinous eyeliner is worse…but the combo is atrocious.

  12. edamame

    Not good.

  13. Coco

    Those “boobs” are mostly rearranged armpit fat.

  14. fandy

    Skeletor’s girlfriend

  15. Squishy

    Beautiful, but probably do better without the raccoon eyes…

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