wasn’t her hair short just last week? does anyone have real hair anymore?
The kids wanted animals, so this year each kid at camp Mohawk will stalk and kill their very own washed up actress.
And maybe part of “Sexual Awareness Week” next summer.
What in the fuck is she wearing? Strangely enough, this isn’t even her worst outfit of the month.
What I wanna know is: Where the fuck is she going to dressed like that? Is she going to a costume party as a harem girl?
I give her three more years before that outfit is form-fitting.
She has the worst effin taste in clothes, I swear.
That distinction belongs to Jessica Simpson, with her fug handbags, trashy jean shorts and ill-fitting stripper heels. We’ve seen FAR worse that this …
I’d like to take this moment to reflect and mourn all the leopards that were killed to make this outfit… A moment of silence please…
Hewitt’s new plot to stay relevant in D-List Hollywood: Channeling her inner Kim Kardashian in hopes that the paps might mistake for her.
Is she trying to get adopted by the Kardashians? I think someone ought to tell her exactly what the initiation entails….
I think she knows already. That Smartwater isn’t for her.
Smartwater: you can either drink it or use it for those special times when you can’t stalk a celebrity.
Longer steps mean she gets to see her feet every now and then.
“I wish I were one of the Kardashians… Kris, can you adopt me please? And get me a husband? “
“Kim Kardashian is married, right? Maybe if I look like her I can get married. The engagement rings in my purse are starting to get heavy.”
if I wear baggy clothes, they won’t be able to tell I just ate a pallet of cake.
She looks just like Kim. Remember when she wore an outfit like that about a month ago?
Perhaps Kris* banged MC Hammer back in the ’80s?
* The mother, not the son-in-law.
“Left foot, right foot, left foot… wait…I know this…HELP ME, SMART WATER!”
Oh, the stories that water bottle could tell.
what you don’t know about this picture is that khloe kardasian is hiding somewhere near hear left leg. part of Sasquatch boot camp training
Out trolling again, huh? Anyone know if she has a valid fishing license?
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