Director: Goddammit!! Model TL92 just shut down again! I thought someone was supposed to be charging those batteries every hour?! Where the fuck is Brian?!!
(voice off-stage): He’s in the john!
Director: Christ! (clambers onto stage grumbling) Use robots they said. Less back talk they said. Disney can go fuck themselves.

Am I the only person who’s ever noticed how freakishly long his neck is?

Now that the 2 Taylors are apparently back together again, I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that he isn’t the Swift one.

And now… the easy lounge stylings of Joe Jonas….

and it all went downhill after SharkBoy

Boo… it’s harder to ignore the butterface when he’s wearing clothes.

Wouldn’t hit that with anything that’s not long & hard.

All he needs to do now is sign up for Scientology and then he will be the true young Native-American version of Tom Cruise.

To make sure you never look pasty white and dead….like a vampire, Taylor always wears East Breezy Covergirl!

“No, I won’t have a 3-way with you and your wife. I just said that to the last guy and the guy before! Any OTHER questions? Oh, good, hands! Any non-sex related questions?…NO?!?…I’m outta here”