Fuck, all I can think is DOG FACE, but I just can’t figure out a breed, someone help me.

She has a yeasty over-hang. And not necessarily in her pants.

Poor Lithuania. First Hitler, then Stalin, now this.

Looks like Aunt Gaga showed up for the bar mitzvah.

Ok. Now I know why she wears the outlandish getups. She is one homely woman.

Could someone please come up with a joke here that incorporates the word “mole”, please.

That’s not GaGa…that’s Chelsea Clinton having a bit of fun with the paps.

I heard of camel toe, but I’m afraid she has camel face.

The chick has no neck

She looks like she could be Marylin Manson’s sister. Similar face and tits.

No wonder the gays love her. Speaking on behalf of the straights.. “BLECH”

From this angle, the dark makeup DOES hide Marilyn Manson’s double chin.

I’d love to see Gaga’s own bodyguard body slam her because he mistakes her for an over eager look-alike fan.

“Look! It’s the Hunchback of Notre–QUICK, KILL IT. SOMEBODY GET A GUN!”

Looking quite di-… er uh, I mean bo-vine.

GaGa seems to have gained a few pounds, thick thighs and waist, rounded shoulders, all go with a nose that could smell a fire in Paris from a London flat. In total, makes me go GagGag.

Wait. I’m confused? Adele had her baby?

was looking for a cameltoe and i found a hard-on instead.

KILL it with FIRE!

Lady French Fry

It’s Blossom!

This is Rumpelstiltskin’s wife Frumpelina.

Since when did Dead Island zombies come to real life?

That’s some avant-garde, cutting-edge slouching.

her weight goes up and down faster than…

fukin fur-bitch! i hope she gets eaten by a bear.

Looks like she’s beating bulimia.

somewhere madonna must be laughing