superficial

  1. There’s a look of shame if I’ve ever seen it.

  2. it had to be said

    Did she give him the black eye, or was that a masturbation accident?

  3. A baby being tended to by a stranger.
    A blonde doing the walk of shame..
    If her hair was just a bit shorter, I’d swear this was January Jones…

  4. SIN

    She still can’t believe that retard left How I Met Your Mother.
    Even she knows he can’t be a leading man in movies, even gay porn.

  5. “Los Feliz” means “the happy”.

    Does anybody here look happy to you? Huh? DO THEY?

  6. EricLr

    She’s probably tired of him telling her how much he loved her in Legend of Zelda.

  7. jimbo

    what you’ve never played pocket pool? eight ball – corner pocket

  8. tlmck

    Considering their relative positions on the attractiveness scale, this seems like a well matched couple.

  9. Jman

    She’s holding up that dress and her thoughts say “Don’t look up here, look down here”

  10. Not that she’s any raving beauty, but that jackoff is below even her standards.

  11. lori

    She really needs to do something different with her look. It’s not working. Not quite sure if it ever did.

  12. I don’t know what comes with salad, but $8.95 is a pretty good price.

  13. Uh-oh, this is not their usual lovely-dovey schmoopy photo op. Bummer; I’m rooting for them. Well, her mostly.

  14. mbcl

    “for the last time you DO NOT look like miley cyrus”

  15. She’s actually dating him? I have a shot then.

  16. Blech

    Lovers’ quarrel.

    I’m not sure if hot sex will follow this one, though…

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