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  1. it had to be said

    Step one up Mount Hoff.

  2. Contusion

    Gaywatch.

  3. (Spanish accent):
    Since I was just a small boy in the clubs of Mejico, I always dreamed of coming here, becoming a male prostitute and meeting my idol David Hasselhoff…
    I have now accomplished my dream…
    I have to go, I have a 3:00 pm with John Travolta.

  4. EricLr

    He’s not a fan, idiot. He just needs you to help him with his deportation problem.

  5. “Can’t one man show his love for another man in this crazy, mixed-up world?”

  6. Bigalkie

    Someone is clinging to their fifteen minutes.. Time’s up!

  7. Inner Retard

    Someone’s a third wheel here.

  8. amanda

    I saw this and thought “Wow, Pam Anderson is looking pretty good!”

  9. That’s a lot of tan people for a country that gets about 3 hours of sun a week.

  10. “ARRGHHHH…You never try to fuck The Hoff without removing your clothing and using lots of lube!”

  11. justin

    Hahaha! This little guy has a boner!

  12. labeuf's beard

    gays love the hoff

  13. cc

    The INS? Where?! At least I have my ticket in my pocket for a quick getaway.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    This guy is obviously using the “Make a Wish” foundation for his own selfish needs.

  15. SFRowGuy

    Louie you slut. Nice move.

  16. Why is George Zimmerman hugging the Hoff?

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