Hey, what’s on your mind?
What do you mean?
She’s the limey version of that Audrina bitch. With the same dead eyes. Too be fair though, her bolt on fakers are a thousand times better.
She’s what Phoebe Price thinks she looks like
Audrina? Do you mean, shit…umm, whatsherbitch…the O’Day bitch. Aubrey? Is that her name? Meh, who cares. Pretty sure O’Day’s are real. Cuz they sag like she’s been breast feeding for the past 17 years straight. They are the worst tits ever. Ever.
Someone should stop giving her quaaludes before the photo shoot.
Is she holding a pack of hooker trading cards?
The crowd was very disappointed when she “showed them her box”.
If you ever see an orangutang wearing a hat you’ll know why
It must be a helluva thing to be full body double dipped in a vat of henna.
awesome, gotta get me one of these new blow-up dolls!
“I don’t often douche, but when I do, I prefer this crap.”
her eyes are speaking to me and through my fingers: “I’m dead inside. people may buy my product but I’ve got no soul to sell. please, please world, can i have my soul back?”
It’s like looking into Miley Cyrus’s future, only an alternate future without all the meth.
…she was a fembot, all along.
New from Mattel, the Barbie’s a Ginger Whore doll, ready for release as soon as she gets paroled.
Pull the string in her back, fast.
Stay perfectly still, their sight is based on movement :O
I’d much rather be myself on my shittiest-looking day.
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