1. Hey, what’s on your mind?

    What do you mean?

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    She’s the limey version of that Audrina bitch. With the same dead eyes. Too be fair though, her bolt on fakers are a thousand times better.

    • Raaaaaaaa

      She’s what Phoebe Price thinks she looks like

    • kimmykimkim

      Audrina? Do you mean, shit…umm, whatsherbitch…the O’Day bitch. Aubrey? Is that her name? Meh, who cares. Pretty sure O’Day’s are real. Cuz they sag like she’s been breast feeding for the past 17 years straight. They are the worst tits ever. Ever.

  3. Contusion

    Someone should stop giving her quaaludes before the photo shoot.

  4. SIN

    Is she holding a pack of hooker trading cards?

  5. The Pope

    The crowd was very disappointed when she “showed them her box”.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    If you ever see an orangutang wearing a hat you’ll know why

  7. Cock Dr

    It must be a helluva thing to be full body double dipped in a vat of henna.

  8. AndrewMacCloud

    awesome, gotta get me one of these new blow-up dolls!

  9. “I don’t often douche, but when I do, I prefer this crap.”

  10. Gin&Tonic

    her eyes are speaking to me and through my fingers: “I’m dead inside. people may buy my product but I’ve got no soul to sell. please, please world, can i have my soul back?”

  11. Colin

    It’s like looking into Miley Cyrus’s future, only an alternate future without all the meth.

  12. Alexxx

    …she was a fembot, all along.

  13. New from Mattel, the Barbie’s a Ginger Whore doll, ready for release as soon as she gets paroled.

  14. cc

    Pull the string in her back, fast.

  15. kittenmittensmascotmeow

    Stay perfectly still, their sight is based on movement :O

  16. Blech

    I’d much rather be myself on my shittiest-looking day.


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