superficial

  1. it had to be said

    This movie would be awesome if he played Liberace as Gordon Gecko throughout.

    • Hugh Evers

      Damn the jitters! That was an up not a down.

      Liberace was just one meeting away from Michele Bachmann’s husband from being cured. It’s sad actually. Dude works miracles.

  2. What’s the little holder for on his seat? Oh right… Damon’s balls…

  3. They should change the name to “Upon the Candelabra”

  4. Taffy

    Grandpa Easter!

  5. He still looks straighter than the Jonas Brothers pic earlier in TCWM.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive!

  7. Bigalkie

    This is how Michael Douglas would dress if he didn’t inherit an acting gig.

  8. Bigalkie

    Pondo Sinatra

  9. Inner Retard

    I already don’t want to see this movie. This won’t change my mind.

  10. Joe

    I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. I don’t shine shoes anymore.

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    Next time, on Jersey Shore…

  12. Joaquin ingles

    Wonder how much CGI it’ll take to make him talk unstroke like

  13. How in the world did they fix his turkey neck? Twist at the base of the skull, tuck under the wig?

  14. mbcl

    michael douglas looks like mike douglas.

  15. Racheee

    Everyday I’m shufflin’.

  16. tlmck

    Donald Trump’s long lost brother.

  17. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Someone’s been romancing the barber.

  18. squishy

    Its Leisure Suit Larry!!!!!

  19. cagster

    Jonas Brothers dad?

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