1. it had to be said

    “Bluebell Madonna.”

    Does Britain not have Child Protective Services?

    • Gin&Tonic

      true fact: the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to animals was founded in the uk in 1824 and it wasn’t until 1895 when a similar organization was made for children.
      ***the more you know***

      ps. If anyone wants to make some dog-faced british chicks jokes the floors now wide open for you

      • Whoopi

        Jokes aside. You think “Blueball Madonna” is just a “stage” name, just to protect the poor girl’s true identity?

  2. jimbo

    must not fart

  3. Bigalkie

    Bluebell Madonna.. What a douchebag! Stick a kid with a name like that so you can appear ( whose watching shithead ?) cutting edge and cool.

  4. “STOP! Pelvic thrust aaaaaannd.. pussy fart!”

  5. arnieblackblack

    What’s the fat useless piece of flesh round a British girls vagina called??? The woman

  6. Inner Retard

    There must be some secret test to be accepted in Hollywood and one of the challenges is how retarded a name you can give your kid.

  7. lily

    still looks better now than when she was in the spice girls

  8. RisingDragonFist

    You know what’s amazing to me? You can name you kid anything you want. Isn’t that incredible? There are no laws.

    There should be a couple of laws.

    - Louis CK

  9. Raoul

    “Mum! Listen! I wanna tell you what I want, what I really, really want!”

  10. JungleRed

    If I were that kid, the name she gave me would piss me off, but that dress she put me in would send me to therapy.

  11. When that kid reaches secondary school, her name is gonna be Blueball Madonna.

  12. Blech

    The joys of motherhood?

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