Does Britain not have Child Protective Services?
true fact: the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to animals was founded in the uk in 1824 and it wasn’t until 1895 when a similar organization was made for children.
***the more you know***
ps. If anyone wants to make some dog-faced british chicks jokes the floors now wide open for you
Jokes aside. You think “Blueball Madonna” is just a “stage” name, just to protect the poor girl’s true identity?
must not fart
Bluebell Madonna.. What a douchebag! Stick a kid with a name like that so you can appear ( whose watching shithead ?) cutting edge and cool.
That kid is going to get punched… a lot.
Bluebell Madonna isn’t so bad. Her friends will probably call her “Bell.” Or maybe “Blue.” Hell, my ex-wife has a basset hound mix named Blue and his moniker hasn’t effected his social life in the least.
“STOP! Pelvic thrust aaaaaannd.. pussy fart!”
What’s the fat useless piece of flesh round a British girls vagina called??? The woman
There must be some secret test to be accepted in Hollywood and one of the challenges is how retarded a name you can give your kid.
still looks better now than when she was in the spice girls
You know what’s amazing to me? You can name you kid anything you want. Isn’t that incredible? There are no laws.
There should be a couple of laws.
- Louis CK
I think you’re right, Two Dogs Fucking.
“Mum! Listen! I wanna tell you what I want, what I really, really want!”
If I were that kid, the name she gave me would piss me off, but that dress she put me in would send me to therapy.
When that kid reaches secondary school, her name is gonna be Blueball Madonna.
The joys of motherhood?
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Geri Halliwell with her daughter, Bluebell Madonna in Nice, France. (August 16, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN