Step one up Mount Hoff.
Since I was just a small boy in the clubs of Mejico, I always dreamed of coming here, becoming a male prostitute and meeting my idol David Hasselhoff…
I have now accomplished my dream…
I have to go, I have a 3:00 pm with John Travolta.
He’s not a fan, idiot. He just needs you to help him with his deportation problem.
“Can’t one man show his love for another man in this crazy, mixed-up world?”
Someone is clinging to their fifteen minutes.. Time’s up!
Someone’s a third wheel here.
I saw this and thought “Wow, Pam Anderson is looking pretty good!”
I thought the same thing, at least 10 yrs younger.
That’s a lot of tan people for a country that gets about 3 hours of sun a week.
“ARRGHHHH…You never try to fuck The Hoff without removing your clothing and using lots of lube!”
Hahaha! This little guy has a boner!
gays love the hoff
The INS? Where?! At least I have my ticket in my pocket for a quick getaway.
This guy is obviously using the “Make a Wish” foundation for his own selfish needs.
Louie you slut. Nice move.
Why is George Zimmerman hugging the Hoff?
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