Ryan Lochte in a blue dress? Is there anything that guy won’t do?
Just moments before he was standing naked in front of a full length mirror, tucked it between his legs, and said out loud.. “it looks like I have a girls pee pee.”
“I would fuck me. I would fuck me so hard…”
It’s about the size of a combos, yup.
Funny, I always find it too hot on my flights.
The sight of that creepy old man at the bottom of the stairs must have caused his junk to retreat back up into his abdomen.
“How are you today, not Michael Phelps? Right this way, Not Mr. Phelps.”
From the thumbnail I thought it was Jeremy Renner. Eh, what’s the difference?
What would Ryan Lochte do? No idea, but what he *should* do is throw himself under a moving train.
If you look closely it appears as though he is trying to smuggle a bag of peanuts off of the plane.
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