1. Dear John.

    I’m a lot older now but I still want my two dollars.

    You know.

  2. “let me check the script…hmm…blah blah blah, garter pulled up to expose vulva…blah blah…yep, turns out I’m supposed to find this sexy after all”

  3. Batu Khan

    … and the rumors that John Cusack is gay have started.

  4. “Look I dyed it!”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    The moment John looked through the script and saw his character’s name was “Extra #3″.

  6. Your eyes are supposed to be where that brunette’s are right now, John?

  7. Sarc Asm

    For a moment I thought that was Richard Nixon…

  8. While John is reading the script, Elizabeth secretly applies the strap on for their big love making scene.

  9. Jenn

    He’s an ass. I hope that umbrella hit him in the cods.

  10. tlmck

    “Yep. The script says right here you’re supposed to pee into the umbrella.”

  11. crb

    …-yup, and that’s why I can’t have babies! Rad, huh?!

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