1. Give it up dude, you’re not getting laid.

  2. The musician doesn’t ALWAYS get the girl. Especially the ones in cargo shorts.

  3. catapostrophe

    Is she really pretending to go out with him?

  4. Her outfit says: “I’m available, but you probably can’t afford me.”
    His outfit says: “I masturbate a lot.”

  5. She’s mentally composing another break up song.

  6. Cock Dr

    Could she get the waistband of those shorts pulled up ANY higher?

  7. “I’m a little bit country…”
    “I’m a little bit total douchebag.”

  8. That’s not Ed Sheeran. That’s Brayden Cole from A Critical Hit Productions on YouTube.

  9. EricLR

    Her stylist just turns to random pages in a 1957 Sears catalog now.

  10. It’s like if Frodo and Lady Galadriel went out.

  11. She is hot as hell.

  12. The sexual chemistry between them is palpably non-existent.

  13. PathosAvenger

    I bet she’s breaking up with him because he’s got a tiny guitar.

  14. Arzach

    And now Ladies and Gentleman , my brand new song that my good friend Taylor helped me to write … “Friendzone Blueballs”

  15. I love her SO much. I don’t have a CLUE what any of her songs sound like, but she looks like she smells like strawberries.

    I LOVE strawberries!

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