Billy Joel in the Hamptons, NY. (August 19, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Black is slimming on thin people.
He’s got t-rex arms!
I guess truck drivers have been dressing like millionaires this whole time. I had no idea.
He Didn’t Light His Cigarette
I would love to party with this guy
He’s done with Uptown Girls…now he just wants a Poolhall Skank.
- Billy, can’t smoke here! It’s a fire hazard!
– It’s OK. If anything happens I’m covered. My attorney advised me to write a song about it as an alibi. It works every time.
He’s an innocent man.
I don’t care what you say anymore, this is my life.
went from the piano man to the ate-too-much-pizza man
He’s just waiting on “Captain Jack.”
Well if working too hard gives you a heat attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, what does latkes, booze and chain smoking get you?
You oughta know by now.
World’s heaviest cigarette.
I didn’t start the fire, I extinguished my Winston, in the nearby butt bin.
if he doesn’t lose some weight, it’s gonna be more than the good dying young
You may be right.
His gut is….movin’ out…dah dah dah dah dah
If this is what they have to look forward to, it’s a wonder Catholic girls get started at all.
…he’s the stranger …to himself …whenever he walks passed a mirror.
Fuck you guys.
This man has more talent in his toenail clippings than any dozen “pop stars” put together. His smoking doesn’t affect his singing; I just saw him in concert a couple of years ago. And he’s certainly not too robust to reach the piano keys. Magnificently. He’s been entertaining millions of people for over 40 years – he can dress as he pleases and eat a burger (or six) if he feels like it.
‘…yeah, it’ll be 3 grand to move everything. Furniture, white goods – a cinch. What? Fine china? No problem, lady – me and my boys take good care of it all. What’s that? Pia- fuck you lady! I don’t fucking do pianos, got it!?’
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