1. I find your lack of side-boob disturbing.

  2. cc

    I find her sexual orientation distressing…please, Amber, change even if it’s only pretend.

  3. GuyLeDouche

    Tintin, you transvestite bastard: curse you for the inadvertent stirrings you are creating!

  4. PoorMaryKelly

    Don’t know you but I gather you’re a famous lesbian.

  5. whiskeyafternoon

    I seriously thought ScarJo had lost 30 pounds. Or found a new shirt/angles.

  6. I guess “formal dress” means “leave the plaid lumber jacket at home”. Meh, she’d probably be hot in that too.

  7. Good thing I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Come to mama.

  8. Hugh Gentry

    what a waste of an amazing chick…but I’d pay to see her get it on with Lohan.

  9. Brooke

    I’m so glad you finally kicked that nasty meth habit, Lindsay! You look great!

  10. Arzach

    That’s what I call a good start

  11. Cartman

    I don’t give a shit if she is a dyke. It’s not like I will ever meat her.

  12. Doc Schweinstrudel

    WOW She is soooo pretty!!! xxx

  13. Squishy

    Scarlett Johanson’s sister or doppleganger?

  14. Scarlett Johanson would be lucky to look like this
    Sadly she looks like Sean Penns Armpit

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