Slater: “It’s actually the souls of the trees that we see in the winter.”
I watched that movie(s) the other night. He is such an unbelievably bad actor.
You know you’re a bad actor when you can make the kid from Transformers look like Daniel Day Lewis by comparison.
It is pretty bad when you’re only the second-best Slater in “The Legend of Billie Jean.”
Really? I always thought he was pretty good, Pump Up the Volume, Heathers, True Romance.
“Please God, just one more TV show or movie role. Amen.”
Dear GOD, why did you give Stephen Dorff the e-cig ads and not me? I needed that money!
“this time I promise I’ll save my money”
C’mon! A piano, iron beam, Rush Limbaugh falling out of a window. Anything as long as it’s quick and painless. We both know my career is over!
To Dog…”You think Sharknado could really happen?”
Dog…”Ask Ian Zerhing.”
Are you there God? Its me, Christian.
The original triple H.
Hey look. There goes my career.
The dog expression is the same as mine.
Why does that cloud seem to follow me everywhere?
“For the last fucking time, I am not Tobey Maguire”
“ah, perfect day to do drugs…”
“Pssst…dog…I forgot to bring a poop scoop bag, so hurry up and take a dump while I’m not looking. Then we can get the fuck outta here.”
Who’s walking who ?
“The sky is falling.. The SKY is falling?…THE SKY IS FALLING!”
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