“Why does everyone want me to sign balls? It’s not like they think I’m gay. HEY! Waitaminnit!”
Sure, I’ll sign it:
Great to meet you.
-Joe Fucking DiMaggio
…nuthin’ but respect.
“Baseball is so wierd! You take a wooden stick and swing at a ball, trying to knock it across a field; we don’t have anything like that in England.”
“Why do you Americans have me sign baseballs I played James Bond, not Barry Bonds.”
Bruce Vilanch is looking good after that weight loss!
“What is the internet, eh? I hear the kids love it!”
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