Face it , You’re just a dumpy mom now
Does MC Hammer know she stole his pants?
Id hammer her…in the ass.
Is it Hammer Time again?
Did she actually buy those clothes, or just gather them up from an old trunk in the attic?
IRS yard sale of MC Hammer’s stuff.
Permanent mom ass has set in.
Holy shit! A Kardashian who knows where her baby is!!! Alert the media! O, I see they are already there. Never mind.
Nice back fat chubby.
She’s nothing but a douchebag baby making machine.
I can read that as she is the douchebag or her man is the douchebag or her children are the douchebags. I like it all. :)
“It’s ok, I found my phone! Let’s go finish lunch.”
If you were under Kris/Satan’s contract to this pig/cow,
you’d be out getting shit-hammered every night like Scott.
Seriously, can you blame him?
Can’t be, Snooki has a good body now.
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