The Rock can smell what he’s cooking. It’s shrimp.
The Rock was okay with the press conference until Brett Ratner started talking about the all you can eat shrimp buffet at his hotel.
– Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There is shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. Shrimp soup, stew, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger. Wait. What was the question?
– Are you and Olivia Munn still dating?
I went to the Drive-In for the first time in my life on Sunday. Saw Hercules and TMNT. Michael Bay and Dwayne Johnson both owe me a fucking apology.
I’ll watch Hercules, but I damn sure ain’t gonna spend any money on TMNT.
you’re supposed to have tantric sex through drive in movies and avoid Michael Bay’s abortion
Don, it was a double bill, so we were stuck with it. Two movies for $11 is still half the cost of the theatre though.
Bullet – The fellow I went with is married and his sister was lying between us. That may have been awkward.
Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich…
“For the last time motherfucker, I am not going back to your trailer and eating shrimp and cocktail sauce with you, okay”
That lion clearly hates Brett Ratner
“My favorite movie character of all time and why? Gotta be Bubba from Forrest Gump. I thought his shrimp knowledge was par excellence.”
I’m pretty sure the Rock is thinking, “I’d like to body slam this dickhead and then twist his arms and legs off, one at a time.”
Brett: ‘Dwayne, this is Mexico, right?’
Brett: ‘Ha! I see what you did there…listen, people, umm, muy importante…¿Qué restaurante de la ciudad tiene los mejores langostinos?’
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