superficial

  1. “Please suh, may I ‘ave a ha’panny.

    • Frank Burns

      I was gonna say something like that about gruel laced with steroids, but I couldn’t pull it together.

  2. catapostrophe

    Driver: “Hit her in the face!”

  3. Kid, its safer if you just back away.

  4. mememe

    “Brigitte Nielsen?! No, I don’t have any more work for you, STOP FOLLOWING ME! Driver, hit the gas!”

  5. “Get your own fucking ride, Tilda!”

  6. dmbishop

    Start with this finger and we’ll see how it goes.

  7. Sly

    …but on the plus side now there’s one less grown kid I gotta support.

  8. Inner Retard

    Kid, don’t you know who I am? I mean who I was.

  9. Bigalkie

    Fuck Off, you can’t have your money back for Expendables Two. Buyer beware

  10. Mike701

    Back away Jamie Lee, that was Schwarzenegger you banged during True Lies. Leave Mr. Stallone alone.

  11. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Mr. Stallone don’t talk to dikes!

  12. justin

    Get your own fucking ride Dame Judi Dench!

  13. “Get away from Mr. Stallone, Cyrus!”

  14. Bah fuck me it’s ginger!

  15. The pull my finger gag never fails to amuse Sly.

  16. Dr Phibes trolling for body parts, rejects Miley’s head.
    Ooh, they should remake those movies!

  17. Get the fuck out, Opie! Quit asking Sly to get his dead son to contact Andy!

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