Gwyneth Paltrow in Brentwood. (August 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
She looks sober…
You know what Gwyneth? I don’t really need that ride anymore. I’ll just ask Amanda Bynes.
Still trying to win a part in Contagion 2, I see!
Where’s Lindsey when you need her… 2 birds, 1 stone, people…
Well, you would be tired too if you spent the entire day healing the sick and turning water into wine.
“People on ‘ludes should NOT drive….!”
Doing everything better than everyone else at all times can wear you out.
I regret that I can only give you one upthumb.
Barbiturates and bitchiness don’t mix
Finally a picture that matches the filter my eyes put on all of her other pictures.
Shoot you with an organic bullet… tastes like tarragon.
Hahaha! She looks poor!
the last thing Gwyneth Paltrow remembers is asking Charlie Sheen if he had anything for a headache.
It seems the bar chef hath served her one too many fine crystal flagons of gold laced champagne made from the rarest organic grapes that can be grown in the Northeast of France. Hope she doesn’t throw up on her hand painted wallpaper.
Beyonce told me I can pretend to be her BFF so suck it!
This isn’t Gwyneth Paltrow, this is Chris Martin sneaking out to eat something that hasn’t been steamed.
So she’s out again cruising for a makeup fix ? “Anybody got any Nivea ? A little Lancome Regenerating Face Creme would be nice…..”
I’ve got some face cream for her. She’s gonna have to work for it, though.
I heard her say that when she was starting out a casting agent tried to get her on his couch. I’m guessing Eisenhower was in the White House.
has been, overpaid, self agrandising bitch
No Way! She was IRON MAN’S SECRETARY!!!!
Her bird mouth looks as appealing as ever here.
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