superficial

  1. Cadillac Jack

    She looks sober…

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    You know what Gwyneth? I don’t really need that ride anymore. I’ll just ask Amanda Bynes.

  3. Still trying to win a part in Contagion 2, I see!

  4. Where’s Lindsey when you need her… 2 birds, 1 stone, people…

  5. EricLr

    Well, you would be tired too if you spent the entire day healing the sick and turning water into wine.

  6. “People on ‘ludes should NOT drive….!”

  7. catapostrophe

    Doing everything better than everyone else at all times can wear you out.

  8. Kono Kalakaua

    Barbiturates and bitchiness don’t mix

  9. Finally a picture that matches the filter my eyes put on all of her other pictures.

  10. Gwyneth

    Shoot you with an organic bullet… tastes like tarragon.

  11. your mom

    Hahaha! She looks poor!

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    the last thing Gwyneth Paltrow remembers is asking Charlie Sheen if he had anything for a headache.

  13. mr. fuck you

    goop-faced

  14. superdouche

    It seems the bar chef hath served her one too many fine crystal flagons of gold laced champagne made from the rarest organic grapes that can be grown in the Northeast of France. Hope she doesn’t throw up on her hand painted wallpaper.

  15. Inner Retard

    Beyonce told me I can pretend to be her BFF so suck it!

  16. Bumbumbum

    This isn’t Gwyneth Paltrow, this is Chris Martin sneaking out to eat something that hasn’t been steamed.

  17. Bonky

    So she’s out again cruising for a makeup fix ? “Anybody got any Nivea ? A little Lancome Regenerating Face Creme would be nice…..”

  18. RHawk

    I heard her say that when she was starting out a casting agent tried to get her on his couch. I’m guessing Eisenhower was in the White House.

  19. puddleduck

    has been, overpaid, self agrandising bitch

  20. Joaquin ingles

    Her bird mouth looks as appealing as ever here.

  21. Blech

    Yeah, she kinda makes me nauseous.

    Good to see her in a light even she doesn’t want to see herself in.

  22. mean_gurl

    what you don’t see in the picture is the pipe because you know she is “so down” with jayz’s crowd.

  23. spartacus

    DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRPPPPPPP now, fuck off and et me a cinnamon latte SOYA!

  24. “My kingdom for mascara!”

  25. rawfodog

    This is what Coldplay does to me too.

  26. tlmck

    Must have eaten some of her own cooking.

  27. catapostrophe

    She seems to be looking both ways–at the same time–before entering the intersection.

  28. Janice

    I can totally relate. When I’ve had too much organic wine filtered through parchment paper made by hand from trees grown without pesticides in the pristine French countryside, I get a wicked hangover too.

  29. Greg Allman was caught leaving Cher’s place again…

  30. mike

    I cant tell, is she looking straight ahead or outside driver rear view mirror?

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