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  1. Animal

    Is she just begging to die young?

  2. it had to be said

    I think she’s wearing Marilyn Monroe’s old clothes. They don’t fit Taylor just right, do they?

  3. EricLr

    Alex: The answer is 1937

    Me: When is the last time someone walked on a Kennedy property who wasn’t either a himbo or bimbo?

  4. Frank Burns

    A tip for Ms. Swift – when dating a Kennedy, make sure you do all the driving.

  5. Dormant Canadian

    I wonder how that break up song would sound like…

  6. catapostrophe

    The band-aid on her knee? She was in a little plane crash after an assassination attempt made her late for an afternoon car accident.

  7. Contusion

    Ask not what your country music can do for you, but what you can do for your country music.

  8. lily

    thin and cute

  9. Michelle

    SANDWICH…..EAT A SANDWICH!

  10. Bonky

    Anybody falling for this romance is a fool. She’s bought a house where she can have her lesbian parties while her fake boyfriend sleeps in his own room with his boyfriend and nobody will ever find out.

  11. sousvide

    next song prediction — DATE RAPE theme.

  12. w/e

    Taylor Swift finally convinced me she is a whore hiding beneath her naive-themed songs about cheerleaders vs unpopular girl. She has gone from man after man but somehow making it look like she is always a victim. Chick knows what she is doing.

  13. Fingergod

    Maybe looking like trailer trash isn’t the best way to ingratiate yourself with one of America’s most powerful families.

  14. Joaquin ingles

    Those Kennedys sure have some ghoulishly strong genes. Looks like Ted and Bobby boy.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    The music buying public falls for her naive helpless girl act and she is driving it all the way to the bank. She is a pretty white girl with pretty white girl problems.

  16. tlmck

    If i were her, I would be very, very careful how I worded the breakup song.

  17. She looks so *snores*

  18. Little Tongue

    Her right knee has a face! Could it be a weird case of conjoined twins?

  19. Schmidtler

    They’re just walking her over to the ‘rape’ section of the Kennedy compound.

  20. El Jefe

    How to die young. Date a Kennedy.

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