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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    From the caption, I would say the guy in the middle is named Laura.

  2. Someone mislead this guy when they told him to use his “sexy pout” for ALL of his photos.

    • Snack pack

      Kinda like the single mega-douchebag look that Jaden Smith always sports. Someone probably told him he looks important, or superior, or smart when he looks like that.

  3. EricLr

    I will be sawing one of these girls in half tonight. The other is my magician’s assistant.

  4. it had to be said

    Somehow I pictured a jazz club called Birdland being infinitely cooler than a greasy Greek dude and two lousy strippers.

  5. He’s like Weird Al’s bastard love child….

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    What’s black and white and felt up all over?

  7. swarley

    Bad case of Peter Griffin chin.

  8. Evangelista

    Deborah look next to you! Run away!

  9. Bob

    Constantine Maroulis, eh? And you’re sure that’s how you say douchebag in Greek? The Superficial: educational and BOOBIES, all in one site!

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    Olive Garden has the friendliest bus boys!

  11. RobN

    Is there any chance at all that he’s in costume for something, anything?

  12. lily

    the white chick is pretty. thats about it.

  13. Biff

    Gotta love the buttcrack chin.

  14. Joaquin ingles

    This guy could amass a fortune being the go-to creepy guy in every horror movie.

  15. “Kenny G – your ex-wife WILL be mine!”

  16. rawfodog

    This isn’t what he had in mind when he heard he’d be able to touch Cox.

  17. 2 Hot girls, 1 douche

  18. idontknowthesefolks

    who? who? and who?

  19. AmericanSuicidal

    Seriously fish, how much is his publicist paying you to keep including him in this?!? It’s like in Mean Girls when that girl kept trying to make “fetch” happen… not going to happen!

  20. Little Tongue

    Constantine is just a tiny bit too sexy.

  21. Lois

    What a fantastic show it was.
    SO much talent standing there.

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