From the caption, I would say the guy in the middle is named Laura.
Someone mislead this guy when they told him to use his “sexy pout” for ALL of his photos.
Kinda like the single mega-douchebag look that Jaden Smith always sports. Someone probably told him he looks important, or superior, or smart when he looks like that.
I will be sawing one of these girls in half tonight. The other is my magician’s assistant.
Somehow I pictured a jazz club called Birdland being infinitely cooler than a greasy Greek dude and two lousy strippers.
Except for the fact that Deborah Cox is actually an accomplished singer.
Meh. We’re known by the company we keep.
I just love how 5 people gave this a thumbs down. Are you serious, people? Deborah is an accomplished singer, just like Fart said. She’s very talented. Gosh, I never thought I’d type “…just like Fart said.”
I agree, but you should probably thumbs-up him when you say that. I threw one in, too.
He’s like Weird Al’s bastard love child….
What’s black and white and felt up all over?
Bad case of Peter Griffin chin.
Deborah look next to you! Run away!
I tried to give you a thumbs up, but that button isn’t working. So, thumbs up.
Constantine Maroulis, eh? And you’re sure that’s how you say douchebag in Greek? The Superficial: educational and BOOBIES, all in one site!
Olive Garden has the friendliest bus boys!
Is there any chance at all that he’s in costume for something, anything?
the white chick is pretty. thats about it.
Gotta love the buttcrack chin.
He looks like he was the chin model for Peter Griffin on Family Guy.
no, we don’t.
This guy could amass a fortune being the go-to creepy guy in every horror movie.
“Kenny G – your ex-wife WILL be mine!”
This isn’t what he had in mind when he heard he’d be able to touch Cox.
2 Hot girls, 1 douche
who? who? and who?
Seriously fish, how much is his publicist paying you to keep including him in this?!? It’s like in Mean Girls when that girl kept trying to make “fetch” happen… not going to happen!
Constantine is just a tiny bit too sexy.
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