1. Ha, ha, ha, ha! No, you’re gayer!

    Ha, ha, ha, ha! No, you’re gayer!

    Ha, ha, ha, ha! No, you’re gayer!

    Ha, ha, ha, ha! No, you’re gayer!

  2. EricLr

    It’s a play about me banging every woman I’ve ever worked with. I call it “The Aristocrats.”

  3. Crissy

    “hahahahahahahah, he thinks we are laughing WITH him!” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

  4. it had to be said

    I wonder if his super muscle jaws get tired by the time he gets to the end of the line.

  5. HAHAHAHAHA I played a pretend soldier in Street Fighter and got to bang Kylie Minogue HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  6. Frank Burns

    “No, I said my name is Kyle Minogue, not Kylie.”

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Did Sly tell him Expendables 2 was literally a circle jerk?

  8. Anonymous

    Hahaha…no seriously where do you store the coke you impound after a raid?

  9. “A free visit to Thailand? Why, Mr. Van Damme, that’s too generous!”

  10. justin

    Hahaha, but seriously you’re my dad. My mum told me all about her trip to Thailand but she has never left England.

  11. Art Crow

    “So I says to the UPS guy, ‘Boy, do you got a package for me!’”

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    Van Damme had the soldiers laughing at his tales of living out of his car, bathing in gas station restrooms and wrestling a stray dogs for a half eaten breakfast burrito.They thought he was joking… We know that he wasn’t.

  13. “So I took her on an island holiday”
    “No, she wanted to see Thailand…but yes, then I made her.”
    (does splits, hilarity ensues)

  14. Billebuoy

    This guy is much shorter than I thought.

  15. donkeylicks


  16. mean_gurl

    he looks a little too comfortable.

  17. “Yeah. Silent Bob, you’re a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you’re cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.”

  18. “I had Kylie bent over like this and I’m nailing her in the ass. When I came I yelled out “SONIC BOOM!”

  19. Roseanne Barr

    “While you’re down there……………… shine my shoes.”

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