Ha, ha, ha, ha! No, you’re gayer!
It’s a play about me banging every woman I’ve ever worked with. I call it “The Aristocrats.”
“hahahahahahahah, he thinks we are laughing WITH him!” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
I wonder if his super muscle jaws get tired by the time he gets to the end of the line.
HAHAHAHAHA I played a pretend soldier in Street Fighter and got to bang Kylie Minogue HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
“No, I said my name is Kyle Minogue, not Kylie.”
Did Sly tell him Expendables 2 was literally a circle jerk?
Hahaha…no seriously where do you store the coke you impound after a raid?
“A free visit to Thailand? Why, Mr. Van Damme, that’s too generous!”
Hahaha, but seriously you’re my dad. My mum told me all about her trip to Thailand but she has never left England.
“So I says to the UPS guy, ‘Boy, do you got a package for me!’”
Van Damme had the soldiers laughing at his tales of living out of his car, bathing in gas station restrooms and wrestling a stray dogs for a half eaten breakfast burrito.They thought he was joking… We know that he wasn’t.
“So I took her on an island holiday”
“No, she wanted to see Thailand…but yes, then I made her.”
(does splits, hilarity ensues)
This guy is much shorter than I thought.
he looks a little too comfortable.
“Yeah. Silent Bob, you’re a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you’re cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.”
“I had Kylie bent over like this and I’m nailing her in the ass. When I came I yelled out “SONIC BOOM!”
“While you’re down there……………… shine my shoes.”
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Jean-Claude Van Damme at the premiere of The Expendables 2 in London. (August 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN