Yep…The wrong Corey died.
Agreed. Corey Hart was the only one who deserved to live.
He wasn’t the only one who wore his sunglasses at night.
So ashley simpson is a whore how?!
Oh fuck that. Liberace had 10,000 times more style and panache. And class, let’s not forget class.
No, really, I was popular once. Just ask your parents.
Not the see through shirt I was hoping for in that picture.
Don’t you just want to cut that hair off?
Sadly we laugh at him but he’ll be banging both those hos shortly.
Yeah, but we’ll be $50 richer.
and then we can laugh even harder, because at least one of those 2 broads is a trannie!
Where oh where, does this little shit get so much Whore Money!
The ladies are realizing that standing next to the latest Kia at the auto show is better than this gig.
There are maybe a dozen straight men in the world who could successfully pull off wearing that shirt.
Corey Feldman isn’t one of them.
I know. TomFrank and I have been wondering who the other 10 people are. We can scratch Feldman off that list.
I could have sworn this was that Vietnamese guy who did those infomercials back in the 90s on how to make millions by flipping real estate. “Do you think these girls like me? NO! They like my money!” That guy.
Gee, thanks. I don’t even have to watch the vid and I already have “come to my seminah!” playing relentlessly in my head.
Micheal’s Cum Catcher and the Butter Faces.
Worst escort service ever.
Respect. It would have been so easy for his brain to kick in at some stage while he was getting dressed and he’d have just come across as half assed
Event organizer: “Hey get those girls with the chins over here for a photo. It’s just Corey Feldman.”
Charlie Sheen mini-me?
Yeah, we know he’s pathetic but he got us in where we can meet some real sugar daddies!
Shouldn’t he have run out of hooker money by now?
Charlie Sheen wannabe
Charlie Sheen back in the saddle and looking no worse for the wear!
You’re right. Not my best work. Should have said something more profane, like “Get those hookers away from him! Judging by his height, he’s apt to drown in his own jizz” No takers? Back to smart aleck college for me.
The guy in the background is giving, the sniper, the go signal
I didn’t know Charlie Sheen had a mini-Me.
Corey Feldman at Will.i.am’s charity event…for Corey Feldman.
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