superficial

  1. Yep…The wrong Corey died.

  2. Crissy

    So ashley simpson is a whore how?!

  3. EricLr

    No, really, I was popular once. Just ask your parents.

  4. it had to be said

    Not the see through shirt I was hoping for in that picture.

  5. Sheppy

    Don’t you just want to cut that hair off?

  6. Surplus Nick

    Sadly we laugh at him but he’ll be banging both those hos shortly.

  7. Frank Burns

    The ladies are realizing that standing next to the latest Kia at the auto show is better than this gig.

  8. Cock Dr

    There are maybe a dozen straight men in the world who could successfully pull off wearing that shirt.
    Corey Feldman isn’t one of them.

  9. Micheal’s Cum Catcher and the Butter Faces.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Respect. It would have been so easy for his brain to kick in at some stage while he was getting dressed and he’d have just come across as half assed

  11. Contusion

    Event organizer: “Hey get those girls with the chins over here for a photo. It’s just Corey Feldman.”

  12. Ollie

    Charlie Sheen mini-me?

  13. Inner Retard

    Yeah, we know he’s pathetic but he got us in where we can meet some real sugar daddies!

  14. your mom

    Shouldn’t he have run out of hooker money by now?

  15. Perplexity

    Charlie Sheen wannabe

  16. superdouche

    Charlie Sheen back in the saddle and looking no worse for the wear!

    • superdouche

      You’re right. Not my best work. Should have said something more profane, like “Get those hookers away from him! Judging by his height, he’s apt to drown in his own jizz” No takers? Back to smart aleck college for me.

  17. justin

    The guy in the background is giving, the sniper, the go signal

  18. Battlefart Prophylactica

    I didn’t know Charlie Sheen had a mini-Me.

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    Corey Feldman at Will.i.am’s charity event…for Corey Feldman.

  20. Blech

    He’s starting to resemble that creepy older guy at parties all the women avoid…

    • GridLock

      You mean creepy older guy – without money. It’s the money part women object to not the creepy. He’s been creepy for years but must still have money hence the two girls by his side.

  21. WHAT FUCKING DECADE IS HE IN???

  22. Billebuoy

    Those women are visible ashamed to be with him. There’s a first

  23. Just because your look never changes doesn’t make it timeless.

  24. Jester

    Weekend at Corey’s? I thought that dude was dead.

  25. Bionic_Crouton

    Lady Ga Ga wants her shirt back.

  26. mean_gurl

    Winning!

  27. That shirt just screams douchenozzle

  28. That brown haired girl is beautiful. The blonde is Reese Witherspoon’s long lost sister.

  29. CK

    Corey Feldman? Where? All I see are three bitches.

  30. Hugh Jazz

    This guy is one shot of Tiger’s Blood away from winning.

  31. CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!

  32. Little Tongue

    The sight of this guy’s nipples just grosses me out.

  33. Cavallari's Taint

    Cool blouse bro

  34. AnnaDraconida

    His magical whoremongering powers are stored in that lock o’ hair, like the Biblical Samson’s strength. Cut it off & he’s left skankless.

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