The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.14.12

Shia LaBeouf in New York City. (August 13, 2012)
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30 Comments
  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Does not have the ears to wear his hair back like that.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /293
  2. EricLr

    Hipster Jesus hasn’t been this surprised since the Romans showed up.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /390
  3. it had to be said

    I think he took the buttons on that suit from my couch.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:08 pm /  Reply /210
  4. dontkillthemessenger

    You rarely see a bum in an impeccably tailored suit. BTW, you have to take the top off the cup for me to throw the quarter in there.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:08 pm /  Reply /230
  5. Frank Burns

    It took four hours of Shia shouting at a team of six Starbucks baristas before they finally got his order just right.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:15 pm /  Reply /20
  6. Little Richard

    No no no no no no no no NOOOO. I ordered soy milk.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:18 pm /  Reply /50
  7. Cock Dr

    It’s as if someone took a small pale ape, shaved it some, stuffed it into a suit, and sent it off with a cup of banana pulp.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:19 pm /  Reply /160
  8. Liam McPoyle

    He should know this shot would be way artier if his penis was hanging out.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm /  Reply /70
  9. Contusion

    Oh my god! I just realized I’m Shia LeBouf. Shit.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:31 pm /  Reply /20
  10. Inner Retard

    By his looks his douchebag fight club training has come to the “You’re gonna start a fight… and don’t worry about losing. You were going to anyway!” step.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm /  Reply /00
  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He just heard there’s a new Henry James out

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:44 pm /  Reply /00
  12. bpsoup

    That suit’s too small, right?

    Aug 14, 2012 at 5:46 pm /  Reply /60
  13. Bigalkie

    EXPENDABLE ONE

    Aug 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm /  Reply /120
  14. lily

    has been

    Aug 14, 2012 at 6:47 pm /  Reply /00
  15. Shelly Brandli

    The lady behind him is not impressed.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm /  Reply /90
  16. rfbranch

    Looks like he’s on his way to teach a comparative literature class at the New School

    Aug 14, 2012 at 10:56 pm /  Reply /61
  17. Joaquin ingles

    He just realized his blind date is fug and she just realized it’s LaDouche and must shank him with her car keys.

    Aug 14, 2012 at 10:58 pm /  Reply /10
  18. puddleduck

    My 3 year old nephew has broader shoulder than this has been

    Aug 14, 2012 at 11:33 pm /  Reply /70
  19. terry

    Bat shit crazy motherfucker.

    Aug 15, 2012 at 3:16 am /  Reply /60
  20. cheerleaderninja

    Oh good, he found a shelter to shower in before heading to his job interview at Starbucks…nice of them to give him a cup of coffee for his troubles

    Aug 15, 2012 at 4:10 pm /  Reply /60
  21. mean_gurl

    Look at his girly hands…ewwwww!

    Aug 15, 2012 at 9:50 pm /  Reply /60
  22. Joey Baggadonuts

    “You mean she’s right behind me?! Oh Shit!”

    Aug 15, 2012 at 11:47 pm /  Reply /50

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