1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Does not have the ears to wear his hair back like that.

  2. EricLr

    Hipster Jesus hasn’t been this surprised since the Romans showed up.

  3. it had to be said

    I think he took the buttons on that suit from my couch.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    You rarely see a bum in an impeccably tailored suit. BTW, you have to take the top off the cup for me to throw the quarter in there.

  5. Frank Burns

    It took four hours of Shia shouting at a team of six Starbucks baristas before they finally got his order just right.

  6. No no no no no no no no NOOOO. I ordered soy milk.

  7. Cock Dr

    It’s as if someone took a small pale ape, shaved it some, stuffed it into a suit, and sent it off with a cup of banana pulp.

  8. He should know this shot would be way artier if his penis was hanging out.

  9. Contusion

    Oh my god! I just realized I’m Shia LeBouf. Shit.

  10. Inner Retard

    By his looks his douchebag fight club training has come to the “You’re gonna start a fight… and don’t worry about losing. You were going to anyway!” step.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He just heard there’s a new Henry James out

  12. bpsoup

    That suit’s too small, right?

  13. Bigalkie


  14. lily

    has been

  15. The lady behind him is not impressed.

  16. Looks like he’s on his way to teach a comparative literature class at the New School

  17. Joaquin ingles

    He just realized his blind date is fug and she just realized it’s LaDouche and must shank him with her car keys.

  18. puddleduck

    My 3 year old nephew has broader shoulder than this has been

  19. terry

    Bat shit crazy motherfucker.

  20. Oh good, he found a shelter to shower in before heading to his job interview at Starbucks…nice of them to give him a cup of coffee for his troubles

  21. mean_gurl

    Look at his girly hands…ewwwww!

  22. Joey Baggadonuts

    “You mean she’s right behind me?! Oh Shit!”

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