Does not have the ears to wear his hair back like that.
Or the face.
Or the head.
Hipster Jesus hasn’t been this surprised since the Romans showed up.
I was getting crucified before it was cool.
I think he took the buttons on that suit from my couch.
Now you know where all that missing spare change went.
You rarely see a bum in an impeccably tailored suit. BTW, you have to take the top off the cup for me to throw the quarter in there.
It took four hours of Shia shouting at a team of six Starbucks baristas before they finally got his order just right.
No no no no no no no no NOOOO. I ordered soy milk.
It’s as if someone took a small pale ape, shaved it some, stuffed it into a suit, and sent it off with a cup of banana pulp.
i’m not even sure why, but this is an incredible word picture. i can’t stop laughing.
He should know this shot would be way artier if his penis was hanging out.
Oh my god! I just realized I’m Shia LeBouf. Shit.
By his looks his douchebag fight club training has come to the “You’re gonna start a fight… and don’t worry about losing. You were going to anyway!” step.
He just heard there’s a new Henry James out
That suit’s too small, right?
No, actually that’s a good fit.
The lady behind him is not impressed.
Looks like he’s on his way to teach a comparative literature class at the New School
For some reason I was kinda thinking the same thing. LOL!
He just realized his blind date is fug and she just realized it’s LaDouche and must shank him with her car keys.
My 3 year old nephew has broader shoulder than this has been
Bat shit crazy motherfucker.
Oh good, he found a shelter to shower in before heading to his job interview at Starbucks…nice of them to give him a cup of coffee for his troubles
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