1. EricLr

    I’ll talk to you later, okay? Right now, I’ve got to go not eat.

  2. Give me a minute to blow this black guy and I’ll be right with you…

  3. Sheppy

    Wrong hand for the loser sign, dear.

  4. Inner Retard

    Hey!! Just who’s the condescending bitch here? Look at the finger. That’s right it’s me!

  5. This is not the post-Kardashian ass we’re looking for.

  6. Colin

    “Your real Amanda Seyfried will be here in just a moment.”

  7. Now that’s an ass I want to see. Not the cottage cheese queen.

  8. “Wait…lemme just puke up lunch and I’ll be right back.”

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