1. “Ohhhh…it’s OKayyy Daisy and Fluffy, you can pee on my $900 Italian loafers….I dont EVEN CARE. Its not like Im going to fucking smash your heads together when we get home and COOK YOU IN THE OVEN TONIGHT!!!”

    “….*when* are you divorcing him again…..?”

  2. Grace

    Mate, doggies, mate, damnit!

  3. “Honey, stop trying to make the dogs have sex. And stop with the howling noises.”

  4. Making the dogs kiss is the closest thing to sex he’s had in 7 months.

  5. Another photo of Alec being angry in 5,4,3,…

  6. fred

    Is it just me, or does he look like Jerry Lewis in a chef’s outfit?

  7. Batu Khan

    This is disturbing on so many levels.

  8. BeenL

    Nice puppies

  9. Cock Dr

    Alec seems to have many dependents. I’ll bet he likes that; makes him feel like a king.

  10. RocketInMyPocket

    Hilaria Baldwin has great pregnancy tits. I approve.

  11. “Oh, honey… will you at that! The dogs are fighting! Looks like I’ll just have to take them home. You stay here though and have fun. I’ll see you in an hour or two”
    “Shut up, and sit down Alec.”
    “Yes, Dear.”

  12. “Keep pushing, babe. There’s gotta be a St. Bernard in there somewhere.”

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