“Ohhhh…it’s OKayyy Daisy and Fluffy, you can pee on my $900 Italian loafers….I dont EVEN CARE. Its not like Im going to fucking smash your heads together when we get home and COOK YOU IN THE OVEN TONIGHT!!!”
“….*when* are you divorcing him again…..?”
Mate, doggies, mate, damnit!
“Honey, stop trying to make the dogs have sex. And stop with the howling noises.”
Making the dogs kiss is the closest thing to sex he’s had in 7 months.
U.G.K. – Bun B say,
“Pregnant pussy is the best you can get…”
Another photo of Alec being angry in 5,4,3,…
Is it just me, or does he look like Jerry Lewis in a chef’s outfit?
This is disturbing on so many levels.
Alec seems to have many dependents. I’ll bet he likes that; makes him feel like a king.
Hilaria Baldwin has great pregnancy tits. I approve.
“Oh, honey… will you at that! The dogs are fighting! Looks like I’ll just have to take them home. You stay here though and have fun. I’ll see you in an hour or two”
“Shut up, and sit down Alec.”
“Keep pushing, babe. There’s gotta be a St. Bernard in there somewhere.”
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