1. “trying too hard”, look it up dipshit

  2. Qmak

    “Is that Don Cheadle over there laughing at me again?”

  3. Fuck, Russell Brand has a clothing and accessories line now, too?

  4. Frank Burns

    Howard was disappointed when the first sentence of “The Universal One” was “Its not you, Terrence.”

  5. Batu Khan

    Apparently, he started his own Eastern-style religion solely concerned with hating anyone who got him out of Iron Man 2.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    After a long day of thought, prayer, and meditation, the universe is telling me that I should whip the bitch’s ass.

  7. He got all of his essential Buddhist accessories at The Gap.

  8. Jenn

    He’s such a tool.

  9. Miklos

    Damn !, Now why the hell did I go buy this book ? I’m already a god damn genius, and If you don’t believe it, I’ll pimp slap every last one of you bitches !

  10. “…is terence howard gonna have to choke a bitch?”
    [the answer is always "yes"]

  11. Not pictured : Magic 8 Ball.

  12. This is a reasonably handsome young man. But he absolutely MUST be an incredible asshole to have not made it further in Show Biz.

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