1. Mr. Sensitive

    Madonna has to tour every year to pay for the electrolysis.

  2. Urbanspaceman

    She’s cute but she should go to an orthodontist and get a gap like her Mom has.

  3. I never thought I’d say this about a teenager, but she is not aging well.

  4. She has at least one nice teat but that green scrubbie of a unibrow is freaking me out.

  5. Josephus

    She must have gotten her skin, teeth, and “the fact that she’s human” from her father.

  6. That’s not enough material girl.

  7. Lose the hanging white pockets on the shorts and the pic might be half decent.

  8. Cock Dr

    That looks like trouble….possibly of the entertaining variety.

  9. Pilin

    Nice tan, Lady Gaga…..

  10. Batu Khan

    I would. But then again I’m a seething ball of jaded hatred of life and all its contents so my opinion may be a bit tainted.

  11. Justin Bieber

    Those are some scary looking hands. Whats up with that hairline?

    Madonna spit this kid out when she was in her late 60′s right?

  12. She looks like the sluttiest Who in Whoville.

  13. Apple .. falls … tree

  14. Reminds me a lot of Salma Hayek in Frida. Great tits with bushy unibrow.

  15. …there is seriously something wrong with all of you …and not in the quirky, funny way.

  16. crb

    My face would be frozen with a similar expression of faint Lexapro’d bemusement and utter existential horror if I had to imagine Father’s Day the same way as her, too.

  17. She has the potential to be a regular feature on this site in a few years.

  18. I thought Madonna’s daughter was named Lady Gaga?

  19. she is very pretty. She looks much healthier than the other Hollywood offspring, I need to look into that macrobiotic diet. If she escapes kabbalah and becomes a scientologist, sadly, it would be a step-up.

  20. Pat C.

    And she’ll be 17 in 2 months? I’m just gonna say I’m glad she looks healthy and let’s leave her alone unless she starts acting up celebrity-style.

  21. Andie

    Most pretty teenaged girls go through a phase of trying to get male attention (hence the skimpy outfit)- because they CAN. These girls have more power than they know what to do with. No idea how to wield it responsibly. Some grow out of it. Some don’t. (I’m looking at you, Miley Cyrus.)

  22. Andie

    For the record I wouldn’t let my daughter out of the house like that.

  23. Andie

    Ha! That’s funny because there was an Amish barn-raising near me last weekend! It’s actually a pretty cool thing to watch. And for the record: I give a fuck. I give a fuck about my daughter. Nobody said you have to but I sure as hell do.

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