Alice Eve at the premiere of 'Star Trek Into Darkness' in Tokyo. (August 13, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
What is the success rate of marriage proposals offered via internet comment?
Um, asking for a friend.
Don’t joke about that. I’ve been married to Natasha Lyonne for almost 10 years.
So THAT’S why she did all that heroin and meth.
That gamble paid off handsomely.
Well, she knows how to play with a stick. That definitely goes in the ‘For’ column.
“The next person to yell “Seven of Nine!” gets the fucking stick.”
It doesn’t matter what stupid shit they make Alice Eve do, she’s still hot.
Alice Eve just noticed the drummer standing behind her doesn’t need sticks to bang his drum.
I’ll bang her ass like a drum.
ALICE EVE’S BEEEWWWWWBBBSS!!!
“What? You didn’t do this naked during YOUR audition for J.J.?”
OK, fine. I’ll admit it. I’m madly in love with this woman. But don’t forget I’m really sick…in the head!
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