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  1. Josephus

    What is the success rate of marriage proposals offered via internet comment?

    Um, asking for a friend.

  2. Batu Khan

    Well, she knows how to play with a stick. That definitely goes in the ‘For’ column.

  3. “The next person to yell “Seven of Nine!” gets the fucking stick.”

  4. It doesn’t matter what stupid shit they make Alice Eve do, she’s still hot.

  5. Alice Eve just noticed the drummer standing behind her doesn’t need sticks to bang his drum.

  6. I’ll bang her ass like a drum.

  7. bagmotherfucker

    ALICE EVE’S BEEEWWWWWBBBSS!!!

  8. “What? You didn’t do this naked during YOUR audition for J.J.?”

  9. OK, fine. I’ll admit it. I’m madly in love with this woman. But don’t forget I’m really sick…in the head!

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